Josh Bearman explains why we'll all be speaking Japanese someday:
In Japan, they have many things that we do not have in the 3rd dimension. For starters, it is possible in Japan buy a DVD that, I'm guessing from the content, was called something like Arthropod Deathmatch. This was the deluxe edition, featuring three-plus hours of macro-photographic battles such as Scorpion versus Millipede, Tarantula versus Preying Mantis, and Giant Flying Wasp Creature versus Some Other Venomous Gnarley Ass Thing.
He concludes that he would have bought the DVD, had it not cost "like" $7,000 and been in PAL format. It's genuinely unclear to me why either condition stopped him.
