"I don't know anything about Joe Wurzelbacher," says Byron York (who also doesn't know anything about the financial crisis, incidentally), "but I just have one bit of advice. If you have anything in your past that you're not proud of — a messy divorce, a DUI, an unpaid bill, an indiscreet comment, whatever — be prepared for it to become public knowledge. The lefty blogosphere, along with allies in the press, will see to that." You know, it's really a wonder that the the cognitive dissonance doesn't make his head explode.
