Last question of the night concerns the most crucial issue of the election: baseball. Rudy revisits his greatest betrayal: His disgraceful, humiliating lie about his sudden postseason affection for the Boston Red Sox. Joe Torre's own Benedict Arnold insists that he's an "American League fan," which is a species completely unrecognized by any baseball ornithologist. The egregiousness of Rudy's transparent pander is only eclipsed by the ignorance of Mitt Romney, who flubs his own New Hampshire kiss-up by cheering that, under his governorship, the Red Sox ended their "87 years"-long World Championship drought. Citizens of RSN may be misguided, but they know that 86 years elapsed between 1918 and 2004. Your choice for the GOP nomination in 2008: Deceit contends with cluelessness. -- Spencer Ackerman, who's had too much to drink
