BEATS KEN BURNS. OK, so the Turkish guy seems like a real standup fella, but next year's Nobel better go to these folks or there will be all kinds of Swedish hell to pay. You wouldn't think there were that many people who could do Jonah Goldberg imitations, but, damn, this guy's good. By the way, note to all Rush Limbaugh fans and the insecure Beltway drones whom they make nervous -- this is what you call satire. Pass it on.
--Charles P. Pierce