Than to have the invitation for my party bring the catastrophic redesign of Evite.com to the attention of powerful internet elites, who will then take to the ramparts to beat back this assault on online aesthetics and navigational decency. Right now, the new Evite forces you to watch a flash animation of an invitation opening -- I know! Wow! -- every time you load the page. What's next guys, a sparkly cursor trail that looks like a birthday candle? Some embedded midi files?