The tag lines are decided. Thank you all for your suggestions, many of which were truly hilarious. My personal favorite was Glenn Fayard's submission: "I'm too young for this shit." Sadly, my tag line is a family affair, and I decided to go more towards irony than obscenity. On the front page of The American Prospect, the site is identified as "A Respectable Liberal Blog," a nod to this transcendent Michelle Malkin post. On the blog itself, my brilliant editor Ann Friedman came up with "Momma said wonk you out," a twist on this LL Cool J classic:
Wonkery and early-90s rap. You couldn't come up with a better description of my psyche if you tried.