If I were a member of Congress, I might just introduce a bill mandating that at least 33 percent of all government videos feature cast members from Star Trek. Behold:
This program needs to be expanded across all federal government departments. Just think of the possibilities. Commander Data, making the case for Data.gov. Seven of Nine informing workers who are being treated like drones that resistance is not futile -- they can file a complaint with the Department of Labor. Or Lieutenant Worf telling Americans, "Visit the Department of Transportation to learn about distracted driving ... or I will kill you where you stand!"
