Matt reports on the Mitt Romney terror powerpoint presentation (this, by the way, is why we can't elect vapid businessman: Do you really want the State of the Union on Powerpoint, complete with whooshing sounds and Wordart?):
His next slide is a picture of a bumper sticker bearing the slogan "The Global War on Terror is NOT a Bumper Sticker" as if to perfectly illustrate the point that "war on terror" has become a vapid exercise in sloganeering.
That's, like, so post-modern.