By Neil the Ethical Werewolf After agreeing to help India develop nuclear power in violation of nonproliferation treaties, George Bush visited a shrine honoring Mahatma Gandhi. It's unfortunate that Gandhi was cremated, and nothing remains of him but ashes -- otherwise, most of India's power needs could've been satisfied by attaching a turbine to his body as he turned over in his grave. Matt from Cerulean Blue imagines the dialogue between Bush and the Indian Prime Minister at the gravesite:
