CONTEST! Noted Pessimist Donald Rumsfeld just said:
"I have never painted a rosy picture. I have been very measured in my words, and you�d have a dickens of a time trying to find instances where I have been excessively optimistic."
Okay Internets, I want you to find me the best, most optimistic, most transcendentally sanguine Rumsfeld quote you can. Winner gets a -- I don't know -- signed copy of the magazine. If they want one.