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I don't know about you, but I've been very concerned about the departing members of Congress who won't be back next time, wondering whatever will they do with themselves. "Will Mike DeWine land on his feet?" I wonder, laying awake at night, restless with anxiety. "Will there be a lux think tank job to cushion Jim Leach's fall?" Luckily, the AP has found fit to assuage my plagued mind.