Sigh. All my friends are having interesting political dreams. And I'm not. Last night, if I remember correctly, I was dating a Natalie Portman lookalike. That's a much better dream, but it's definitely weaker as blog fodder. That said, any hyperpolitical Natalie Portman lookalikes in the audience should give me a call, and should not perceive the content of this post as telegraphing a lack of interest.