I just got a hit from a Google search of the term "What does it mean when you pee and it hurts?"
Turns out I'm the first result.
Huh.
Well, with great power comes great responsibility, so I feel I should offer some counsel to those here on urine-related grounds. The question of what an aching, stabbing, or otherwise excruciating sensation during urination means has long plagued mankind. From Socrates to Kant, Dante to Roth, our greatest thinkers have cogitated and puzzled, wondered and fretted over the psychospiritual import of burning bladders. Everything from bad humours to an excess of bile to demons have been blamed so, I'm glad to report that in this century we have finally reached consensus.
What does it mean if it hurts to pee?
Nothing good. Go see a doctor.
And wear a condom, for chrissake.
