THE GERMS AND THE SOAP. If you'd like a moment of levity after lunch, please read this hilarious Los Angeles Times story about how the drummer for punk rock band the Germs was arrested for alleged narcotics posession, when he insists all he had was Dr. Bronner's Magic Soap, which helps "give him the complexion of a 15-year-old girl." Too funny.
--Garance Franke-Ruta