Fellow straight girls, can we please agree that any man who has this in his bathroom will not get laid? I'm not talking about a guy who looks at that picture and thinks it's ironically funny. I'm talking about a guy who looks at that picture and thinks it's cool, then makes the effort to buy it, install it, stock it, and use it. If you find this in a date's home, leave immediately and don't look back. It's for your own good. In fact, it's for the good of society.
— From one extreme to the other, this is Shakespeare's Sister, delivering the best in Boob News since 1974.
