We're not all just lazy over at Tapped. I mean, we are lazy, but that's not why there's been no content in two days. Rather, the hyperpowered hamsters who power our internets have, in true American Prospect fashion, gone on strike. We can't figure out what they want (none of us actually speak hamster), but as soon as we do, we'll give it to them and be done with this. Until then, however, the site won't let us post, and so we're just sitting here frustrated. Also, Sam has laryngitis, and is croaking pathetically every five minutes. It's all rather sad.