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Apparently, the celestial realm where all is perfection and one's most cherished earthly desires find fulfillment is England:
Why did no one tell me that you're not supposed to tip bartenders in England!?!? I left 50p on the bar and suffered the indignity of the bartender coming to FIND me at my table to gently tell me "You must have left this by accident." The nerve of the British, paying their service employees enough that additional arbitrary donations are unnecessary!Emily forgets to mention he was wearing white robes and emitting a soft luminescence from the crown of his head, but I can fill in those details myself.
