Sasha Obama, you better watch yourself -- some major outrage may be headed in your direction:"This is a girl who held lavish tea parties while banks across the country were failing," CFR spokesperson Linda Carlson said. "At these galas, Ms. Obama would often entertain a number of her associates, including a so-called 'Mr. Fuzzles' and a 'Professor Peanut Butter."Yup, "2008 Tax Records Reveal Sasha Obama Made $136 In Allowance Money," writes The Onion.Seriously, who knew their writers could craft something so downright cute? It's like they all morphed into a bunch of Liz Lemon-witted Precious Moments dolls whose sole purpose is to make me smile on humpday.--Alexandra Gutierrez
