JUST POSTED ON TAP ONLINE: THE RECRUIT. Some of us had a good chuckle when former megachurch pastor (and male prostitute-hirer) Ted Haggard was pronounced "completely heterosexual." But, Sarah Posner explains, fundamentalist Christians aren't laughing. Haggard's admission of homosexual tendencies only reinforced their belief that gay people are on a quest to convert heterosexuals -- and even the holiest pastors can fall under their spell. --The Editors