The New Republic likes to send out e-mails, allegedly penned by Peretz, previewing what's in this week's issue. The start of their latest, coming as it does straight from "Marty's" mouth, is a classic:
I suppose everybody has feelings about France. I know I do.
Reminds me of Benson from Garden State, the one who'd gotten involved in a pyramid scheme:
I'd like to talk to you... both...about a good opportunity for you and your loved ones. We all have dreams. I know I do! I'd like to talk to you about an exciting opportunity that people are talking about.