This has really been a great couple of years for, well, me. First, Time magazine named me Person of the Year. A deserved honor, to be sure, but one I was humbled by all the same. That, however, was nothing compared to last night, when the Federal Reserve used taxpayer money -- my money! -- to effectively purchase a controlling stake in insurance giant AIG, making me the owner of AIG! Me! Who's never been to business school or ran a company or even managed stocks. And now I'm the owner of the largest insurer in the nation. You think I need to buy a suit?
