MIKE'S PLANS. Everyone is missing the point. I mean, seriously, look at this schedule. More cupcakes than Hostess makes in a month. The SEC is full of good teams that are all going to have one loss by Thanksgiving. The PAC-10 and Big 12 are landfills. Mountaineer Mike's firing up the black-and-gold RV and we're not going to see him until WVU beats Ohio State for the BCS national championship next January. We will miss him, though. A lot.
--Charles P. Pierce
