NOW HAIR THIS. When will the press stop writing "reluctantly" about the John Edwards haircut story? Answer: When they run out of sophomoric headlines, like Roger Simon's "Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow." As a public service, and to help move this story along, I present the world's reporters with an internet treasure: all Bugs Bunny cartoons listed by title. Each of you, take a pun, write the damn story, and then get over it. Hurry: "To Hair is Human" is still available. So are "From Hair to Eternity," "Devil May Hair," and "No Parking Hair." When these run out, there's no more story.
--Mark Schmitt
