The Onion reports on al-Qaeda's latest plot to populate America with "peaceful, patriotic decoy Muslims."
Al Qaeda Populating U.S. With Peaceful 'Decoy Muslims'
The sad part is that this is, almost verbatim, the argument advanced by people like Frank Gaffney, Andy McCarthy, Pam Geller, and company and the implicit justification for Rep. Peter King's Muslim HUAC hearings. This skit is actually less straight parody than dramatic re-enactment.
