So CEOs are paid too little and we're losing crucial executive talent to hedge funds? I have a solution! Cap total salaries and compensation at $10.5 million a year, the CEO average, and hedge funds will stop proving able to steal them. Anyway, I'm not particularly serious, but the article is totally earnest. It comes from the new James Glassman (Dow 36,000!) publication The American, sure to be an enduring source of free market hilarity for the foreseeable future.
