QUESTION. America: Do you really need caffeinated soap? Do you really need to wash with something that gives you a stimulant intake to two cups of coffee? I'm not saying you don't, just suggesting you may want to think about this first. Meanwhile, I'm totally patenting my idea for a fine caffeinated foam you spray on laptop keyboards so we absorb stimulants in direct proportion to how hard we're working. --Ezra Klein
