From Will Storr vs. The Supernatural, though this bit has very little to do with the book's primary topic (ghosts), and much more to do with a British journalist's confusion over American cuisine:
Back inside, we're presented with confusing breakfasts. There are sausages that are shaped like hamburgers, scrambled eggs with sugar in them, and 'biscuits' that are actually scones.
Good thing no one served up a Mcgriddle.
