"I am the magic man." -- Roland Burris, putative Senator from Illinois, explaining how he will be both in Washington serving in the Senate and in Illinois responding to a subpoena on Wednesday. "I'm enjoying this on behalf of the people of Illinois," he later added.
Seriously, watch TPM's video of his press conference. It's the funniest thing I've seen all day. Say what you will about Burris' judgment or political acumen, he's certainly having a lot of fun in his golden years.
-- Tim Fernholz
