It had to happen:
WHEN DONORS OFFER RAHM EMANUEL $5,000 CHECKS, HE HANGS THE FUCK UP ON THEMRAHM EMANUEL DECLARED HIS ENEMIES "DEAD" WHILE REPEATEDLY STABBING A STEAK KNIFE INTO THE TABLERAHM EMANUEL DID NOT FIGHT IN THE ISRAELI ARMY AS RUMORED BUT HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME AT IT IF HE HADJOSH LYMAN WOULD NOT EXIST IF NOT FOR RAHM EMANUELRAHM EMANUEL TOLD TONY BLAIR: "DON'T FUCK THIS UP""MAUL HER! AMEN!" IS AN ANAGRAM FOR RAHM EMANUELRAHM EMANUEL TOLD BILL CLINTON: "YOU SHOULD HAVE MESSED AROUND WITH A GOYISH GIRL"
