I'm terrible at picking up on when people are being facetious, often with amusing consequences. Back in college, this caused me to believe that my roommate's girlfriend was being made to smear her body with peanut butter and have threesomes with another couple in exchange for housing. I spent half an hour trying to figure out why she and my roommate were cool with this until I asked them point blank and they realized I'd taken them seriously.
So I'm looking at this old Denise Noe article on the wingnut site Men's News Daily (they're an aggregator of Powerline, Townhall, LGF, and other right-wing content.) The article argues that we should combat teenage pregnancy by giving young women strap-on dildos:
There is one kind of sex toy that is designed for use with a partnerand can play a major role in the fight against teenage pregnancy andthat is the strap-on dildo with a clitoral stimulator. Not only shouldit be legal for minors to have strap-ons but furnishing them with thesetools should become a standard part of beginning to date.