The American Family Association's news service -- which frequently promotes the Obama-is-a-secret-Muslim smears -- is now worried that Mattel's talking baby doll, the Little Mommy Cuddle 'n Coo, is saying "Islam is the light." The toy manufacturer says (quite reasonably, don't you think?) that the doll only coos giggles, babbles, and says "mama." But I suppose if you fear terrorists lurk in unexpected places, you might consider this a prime suspect.
--Sarah Posner