Apparently all that time Obama spent talking about economics, national security, and health care is stuff black people don't do.
Americans got a rare glimpse Wednesday night of what it means to have a black president in the Oval Office.
In response to a question at his prime-time news conference about the arrest of Henry Louis Gates Jr., the black Harvard professor, in his own home over the weekend, Mr. Obama declared that the Cambridge, Mass., police had “acted stupidly.”
See, black people complain about "The Man." That's all we do.
"The" black Harvard professor. There's only one, apparently.
-- A. Serwer