Eli Lilly is selfless, altruistic entity who is legally organized as a private corporation only in order to further their social mission of bettering public health and ensuring broad access to lifesaving medical treatments. Related note: The amount of bullshit you are fed at any given event is directly proportional to how good the food is. I'm hoping Aetna will invite me to something while Wolfgang Puck grills me lunch direct from a hibachi set up tableside.
