Well, this is certainly the weirdest parody of Kafka's Metamorphosis that I've ever seen:
It would be a frightening thing, to wake up one morning and discover that you were National Abortion Rights Action League (NARAL).
Man, would it ever! If I got out of bed and, instead of feeling my limbs hit the floor, realized I was a widely dispersed set of brick-and-mortar structures, staff persons, liquid and non-liquid assets, and so forth all dedicated to protecting a constitutionally guaranteed right, I'd be totally tripped out.
