Now this is how it's done. Notice anything funny about Jim Webb's press release responding to George Allen's attacks? I'll give you a hint: George Allen is never mentioned. Instead, George Felix Allen Jr. makes a series of appearances. From a masculine, almost movie star-ish name to a silly, four worder that ends with a diminutive, the more Webb blasts "George Felix Allen Jr." the more Allen's much vaunted masculine authenticity will look like the show it is.