I'd always thought the people who got listed in the New York Times wedding section were, um, enormous tools. But it turns out the wedding I was at all weekend got listed in the section, and Ben and Beth, far from being gigantic tools, are two of the kindest, most decent, most generous people I know. So congrats, guys! I also got to try some Arkansas barbecue, which was damn near unbelievable, and some Memphis barbecue, which was actually sort of bad, but since it was in the airport, I'm prepared to assume it was my sample, rather than the whole cuisine, which was flawed. I'm giving like that.
