Responding to Chris Hedges' declaration that Hedges will refuse to pay his taxes if the U.S. goes to war with Iran, James Kirchick demonstrates one of the big features of the Marty Peretz clone software application suite, which enables the user to rebut any argument by asserting that The Nation was soft on Communism, and Arabs are stupid. (Also, note to Kirchick: Refusing to pay taxes as a form of protest goes back a bit farther than Grover Norquist. I guess History needs to be installed separately, as an upgrade?) --Matthew Duss