Mitch McConnell knows what John Boehner doesn't, namely that when you have to do something painful, it's best to get it over with quickly. Rip off the Band-aid, chop the zombie-bite-infected leg off with one blow, just do it and move on. But we're a day away from a shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security, and Boehner can't bring himself to do it.
So here's the current status. McConnell decided that the Senate would take two votes, one on a "clean" DHS funding bill-i.e., one without a rider reversing President Obama's executive actions on immigration-and one addressing just those executive actions. That way DHS stays open, Republicans get to cast their symbolic vote against Obama, and everybody goes home. The funding bill is already moving through. And of course, Tea Partiers are outraged (here's one colorful post from Erick Erickson entitled "Eunuch Mitch McConnell Squeals Like a Pig"). Which, I'm pretty sure, doesn't bother McConnell all that much, because he knows what's in his party's interest and what isn't.
Boehner is still saying "nuh-uh!" But to what end? What does dragging this out actually accomplish for him? Here's a report from Politico:
Boehner is playing a game of political survival. Most of his inner circle knows that the House will be forced to swallow a clean DHS funding bill at some point. But if the speaker wants to keep conservatives from launching a rebellion, it may be too early to capitulate. Boehner is aware of the perilous situation he's facing-which is why, in private conversations with lawmakers, he's telling them to "stay tuned" without tipping his hand on his next move.
Speaking to his caucus Wednesday, Boehner said he hadn't spoken to McConnell in two weeks, an apparent attempt to distance himself from the Senate GOP leader's plan. It seemed to highlight what will likely be an unfolding dynamic in the coming Congress, particularly over fiscal matters: The Senate will be forced to cut deals on politically toxic issues, and Boehner will ultimately be forced to accept them in order to avoid potential crises.
So the outcome is inevitable, but Boehner seems to be operating on the assumption that if he holds out a while longer, the crazy caucus will be less angry with him. And when has that ever worked? We've been through this multiple times now, and at the end of it they dislike him just as much as they did at the beginning.
There are three things Boehner could be thinking. The first is that if there's a partial shutdown, the administration will give in and undo Obama's executive actions. No one is dumb enough to believe that. The second is that he or someone else will have an extraordinary flash of insight and devise a clever stratagem that will get the Republicans everything they want. That's possible in theory, but highly unlikely to say the least. The third is that this shutdown fight will end the same way all the other shutdown fights ended: with Boehner giving in and allowing a vote on a bill to end the crisis, a bill that passes with the support of Democrats. He will be decried as a capitulator and a RINO, and nothing will have changed.
But is Boehner really in a "perilous situation"? The reason he's still the speaker isn't that he's done such a masterful job of keeping Tea Partiers happy. It's that nobody else wants the job. When he retained the position in January, 25 Republicans voted for somebody else, but the votes were entirely symbolic. There's no other candidate, there's no rebellion planned. He's secure in his miserable position.
So really, Mr. Speaker, just rip off the Band-aid. Hold the vote to fund DHS. We all know how this ends.
